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I’m in a certain mood lately. Some would call it an obsession. Everyone is worried. It takes over almost every thought, and everything I eat seems lessened against the idea.
The idea of pie.
Ok, I’m actually kidding about the obsession part.
It’s just… one of my resolutions this year was to make a pie, as if I was taken over by the ambitious spirit of Martha Stewart, held together by the crippling self-doubt of, I dunno, Elmo.
He hid it, under all of that cheer. But you could see it.
What am I talking about? Ahh, yes. Pie, the best topic for an interesting blog post, to be sure. Anyways, I think pie is much cuter than cupcakes and sweeter than cookies. And the things you can find with pies on them are the most adorable things you can find.
My refrigerator needs to be covered with these scrumptious magnets.
This is not the first time I have wished wearing children’s costumes as if they were regular clothes was an acceptable hobby for a grown woman. Some of my wishes are weirder than others, I guess…
Speaking of wearing pies… I’ve wanted one of these since I first saw it on Craftster. Guess I’ll have to learn how to knit something other than a scarf…
Either that, or hunt down this girl and threaten her for pie. It’s a toss-up which is more likely. I’ll keep you informed.